Computers we have allowed to replace gods

132-year-old cowboy’s rifle found propped up against tree in Nevada desert. “Archaeologists conducting a survey in Great Basin National Park in eastern Nevada have stumbled upon a 132-year-old Winchester rifle propped against a tree, possibly having been left there more than a century ago.”

The Cathedral of Computation. “Here’s an exercise: The next time you see someone talking about algorithms, replace the term with ‘God’ and ask yourself if the sense changes any. Our supposedly algorithmic culture is not a material phenomenon so much as a devotional one, a supplication made to the computers we have allowed to replace gods in our minds, even as we simultaneously claim that science has made us impervious to religion.”

The disappearing Ama: Japan’s tough, topless, free-diving mermaids. “In the 1920s, a young law school graduate named Yoshiyuki Iwase left Tokyo and returned to his hometown of Onjuku, a fishing village in eastern Japan. With an early Kodak camera, he began documenting the traditions of the ama, women who dove for seaweed, shellfish, and most famously, pearls. What remains of Iwase’s multi-decade career is the most comprehensive record of a legendarily tough, beautiful female community that today is almost all but gone.”

The Beach Boys “California Girls” isolated vocals. These sorts of things pop up on YouTube every so often and they’re invariably great—see Dave Grohl’s frankly absurd drumming on ‘No One Knows’, or more Beach Boys, this time ‘Wouldn’t It Be Nice’—but this blog post adds context and technical things to look out for.

Assorted Quora answers:

The vagina is cool

Swedes are going nuts for this kids’ song about genitals. “It goes ’snippity, snippity, snippity snop’ and you will never be able to get it out of your head. Not even when you learn that the translated lyrics are: ‘The vagina is cool, you better believe it, even on an old lady. It just sits there so elegantly.’

English 3.0 is a 20 minute documentary that explores how the internet has influenced the way we communicate in the digital age and whether the changes witnessed have had a positive effect on the language.

To make us feel less alone: on ‘The David Foster Wallace Reader’. “The argument here is going to be that David Foster Wallace not only wrote about literature, lobsters, cruises, David Lynch, Roger Federer, grammar and John McCain, but he also wrote about writing about literature, lobster, cruises, etc. In nearly every published essay, Wallace first established the parameters of his project, the limitations of his assignment and even the crass, subtextual thesis of all book reviews. He dissected the very idea of reviewing a book, or covering a festival, or interviewing a radio host. In other words, Wallace wrote metanonfiction.”

Flirting on Instagram: deep thoughts on deep liking. “A few weeks ago, I spent an evening flirting with a super-cute bartender in Brooklyn. After many generous Gruner refills, we added each other on Instagram. When I got home later that night—his number written on a cocktail napkin in my purse—I checked my Instagram to find that Mr. Bartender had Deep Liked me. As in, he had taken the time to scroll back through at least most of my 850 photos and “liked” a handful of my finest work—or more accurately, my finest selfies. So I did what any interested girl would do and scrolled through his feed, too.”

An artist finds a little bit of Los Angeles everywhere. “The typefaces that people used to use to make signs for buildingswere not the same from coast to coast […] ’On the East Coast, all the fonts are these sans-serif fonts that are kind of boring,’ [Cynthia Connolly] says. The photographer grew up in Los Angeles, where the type was more stylish and unabashed: ‘thick-and-thins,’ Connolly calls them.”

Moors and Marrakech. Why we spell it ‘Morocco’.

The 24 most perfect dad moments in the history of dads. Not usually a fan of this sort of thing, but I laughed too hard not to include it.

Pissed dissenters

Responsive Logos. Resize your browser window to see how different corporate logos (should) respond.

The essential guide to the basics of cooking, with Henry Dimbleby. About a year’s worth of basic but essential cooking advice here.

Cannery show. “Jim Banagan likes to say that if he had any sense when he was in school, he’d be a millionaire. By sense, he means the foresight to gather oyster cans before they became colorful relics of a once thriving culture. During the 1940s and ’50s, oyster cans emblazoned with the crisp graphics of hundreds of local packinghouses were as common as paint cans, and usually wound up in the same place—the trash. Today, they can fetch hundreds and sometimes even thousands of dollars.”

A certain rebellion. Fantastic article about Sleater-Kinney:[1] “They ghosted as America’s last truly great punk band, the last bridge out of Something Pure—an indomitable, baleful force, born of pre-Internet Riot Grrrl polemics and Olympia DIY as much as a refusal to be hemmed by the dogmatic rules of those schools. They were the girl rock stars that boys respected, too, as they legitimized everyone’s lives, peacocking their ambition with solos and stage moves. Their existence was political as much as their band was fun; they served as a revivifying re-enforcement of resistance, pissed dissenters in an era pocked by war, corporate creep, and high irony. They cared.”

See also Carrie Brownstein: Fill in the blank, an extended profile, and Sleater-Kinney still have the capacity to inspire after a decade away by the wonderful Meredith Graves of Perfect Pussy.

  1. First D’Angelo’s return, now S-K’s. Readers will notice that I tend to obsess over bands and artists for relatively short periods, reading everything I can get my hands on. Send me S-K articles: @coldbrain  ↩

The odds of utter destruction

Personal Histories. “Humility. Intention. Empathy. Clarity. These concepts are easy enough to understand, but they take work to get right. As writers and strategists and designers, that’s our job. It’s up to us to think through those what-ifs and recognize that, at every single moment—both by what we say and what we do not say—we are making communication choices that affect the way our users feel, the tenor of the conversation we’re having, the answers we’ll get back, and the ways we can use that information.”

How to read Gawker in 2015. Gawker will post stories to existing and new sections, but the homepage will be more newspaper-like: more static, and showcasing ‘stronger’ content rather than merely the newest: “It’ll be messy, a lot of our most dedicated readers might hate it, and traffic will take a hit. But I think that we’ll be rewarded in the long run by providing readers with more focused ways to get the stories they want, and by giving writers more freedom to experiment without “front page” pressure.”

Spotify has six years of my music data, but does it understand my tastes? “Spotify has my big music data, just like it does for all 50 million of its active users. In 2014, it bought a music technology company called The Echo Nest to help it make sense of all this data, and understand its listeners better. So, does it understand me? I asked the company, which agreed to compile a report of my “taste profile” and talk me through it.”

Dark Sky has a new owner. You all have Dark Sky installed on your mobile devices, right? This is how you write a change-of-ownership blog post: “Are they going to fuck things up? I’m not going to lie, it’s a real possibility. We’ve never done anything like this before, and any time you introduce new partners you’re taking a significant risk. In fact, I’d put the odds of Dark Sky crashing and burning in the next couple years (or worse: turning into something we no longer love) as high as 50%. But really, that’s a big improvement. If it were just Jay and myself, the odds of utter destruction would be much higher; closer to 100%.”

Earth View from Google Maps. A nice Chrome extension: “Earth View displays a beautiful and unique Satellite image from Google Maps every time you open a new tab.”

The Punctuation Guide. “In creating this guide, I have consulted dozens of authorities, both online and in print. Where the authorities disagree, I either have explained the various positions or have presented the style I believe to be most useful. Fortunately, in most aspects of punctuation, there is general agreement.”

A dreadful start. A Twitter-based choose-your-own-adventure game. UPDATE: how it was made.

Numerous caravan parks surround the Fantasy Island amusement park in Skegness, United Kingdom.

Hiding under the banner of ‘parody’

When a Twitter parody account isn’t actually a parody. “But there’s another kind of parody account that’s gained traction in recent years, one that, in my opinion, skirts Twitter’s rules about running impostor handles and aims to deceive the users who retweet and follow it […] hiding under the banner of ‘parody’ to mask its real intention: capitalizing on the celebrity of others in order to amass followers and influence.”

To fall in love with anyone, do this. “I explained the study to my university acquaintance. A heterosexual man and woman enter the lab through separate doors. They sit face to face and answer a series of increasingly personal questions. Then they stare silently into each other’s eyes for four minutes. The most tantalizing detail: Six months later, two participants were married. They invited the entire lab to the ceremony.”

The one user touchpoint almost every mobile app ignores. “The only thing I love more than receiving [app] updates is reading the release notes that accompany them. I read literally every single one, because it seems almost rude not to. A team of really talented people spent weeks or even months making this gift for me—the least I could do is at least skim the notes, you know? But after reading dozens (if not hundreds) of release notes, I have to ask: why are so many of them so bad?” “Make sharing from music services better. We match album and track links from Rdio, Spotify, Deezer, Beats Music, Google Music and iTunes and give you back a link with all of them.”

First Listen: Sleater-Kinney, ‘No Cities To Love’. Stream the new S-K. (As well as the new Belle and Sebastian.)

Spectacular Back to the Future prints by Andy Fairhurst.

Piece of hovering funk

Tsundoku. “I fear that the Japanese have been peeking into my bedroom. I can think of no other explanation for tsundoku, which is their word for a pile of books that you’ve bought and haven’t got round to reading yet.”

Does retweeting your own praise make you a monster? “But perhaps the one Twitter-specific human behavior that Twitter most vocally and consistently disapproves of is retweeting praise. ‘If when I start following you the first thing I notice about your twitsyle is that you RT praise, bye,’ tweeted Emily Gould last year, and this is just one such representative reprimand.”

Edgar Wright – How to do visual comedy. Talking about the Ant-Man trailer, I was reminded that Wright was initially attached to write and direct it. His visual flair is fantastic and would have been a terrific choice. Anyway, Paul Rudd.

Locked out of the alt: why one woman turned to alt twitter for a room of her own. “Some of Lily’s online friends had started creating ‘alt’ Twitters, private accounts with curated follower lists, where they felt comfortable speaking without self-censorship. Lily thought that this seemed unnecessary—her account was already locked, after all—but she tried it anyways.”

Second coming. You may say: “Not another D’Angelo piece again, Matthew.” I may say: “Oh yessiree.” Sasha Frere-Jones may say: “There have been musical comebacks as strong as ‘Black Messiah,’ but not many. Like a New York City radiator, the record is warming and intermittently noisy, too intense to hold tightly but powerful enough to change an entire apartment’s atmosphere. Like ‘Voodoo,’ a hazy, unified piece of hovering funk, ‘Black Messiah’ resembles one piece of music rather than a series of songs. It is so texturally inviting that I played it on loop for three straight days. I didn’t want to get out of it.” And I will agree with him.

JSTOR daily. A neat site which combines accessible articles about newsworthy stories with journal articles. I’m hoping to implement something similar as part of a long overdue redevelopment of our decrepit news site. We already have Open University academics writing similarly accessible pieces for OpenLearn and The Conversation, as well as ORO, a huge collection of open-access academic publications. Bringing them closer together sounds intriguing.

Roderick on the Line: A minimum of eels. Discussed: the ‘contiguous Macklemore’ haircut; problems with recurring advertising and attention eels; profound conformity in male fashion; hoarding.

Dirt, filth, or squalor

The rise of the hashgag. “I don’t have a good word to describe this phenomenon, so I’m going to term it “hashgags.” This is a joke in an animated movie, usually input at the behest of marketing forces, that is used to sell the movie. It’s usually inserted late into production and test screened to within an inch of its life. Some are used repeatedly, some are one-offs that do well with trailers. And it is crippling the entire industry.”

What Is Editorial Labs?. CMS/publishing chat: Gawker’s Adam Pash introduces how he hopes to improve their systems to smooth annoyances and include more interesting functionality.

Exporting Safari Reading List to Pinboard and/or Markdown. Brett Terpstra’s latest cool tool. I haven’t run this script yet, but I dread to think how many articles are in my list.

Animated GIFs and surreal mechanical heads by Sholim, aka Milos Rajkovic.

Help me coin a new word. “The word for ‘one’ in Burmese is ‘tit.’ The word for ‘eight’ is ‘shitt.’ […] So far, there doesn’t seem to be a name for these words. I’d like to propose, ‘sordophone.’ It’s like homophone—a word that’s pronounced like another word but has a different meaning—but includes a version of the Latin word ‘sordes,’ which means ‘dirt, filth, or squalor.’ Basically, it means ‘filthy sounding.’”

Nuts and Bolts: “Thought” verbs. “From this point forward—at least for the next half year—you may not use ‘thought’ verbs. These include: Thinks, Knows, Understands, Realizes, Believes, Wants, Remembers, Imagines, Desires, and a hundred others you love to use.”

Tediously unable to proceed

Who was America’s most well-spoken President? “We crunched the data on more than 600 presidential speeches and addresses to see how they changed over time, and had Bill Clinton’s speechwriter check the results. Our findings may surprise you.”

Are some diets “mass murder”? “From low fat to Atkins and beyond, diets that are based on poor nutrition science are a type of global, uncontrolled experiment that may lead to bad outcomes.” Fun footnote: “Competing interests: RS is chair of the Cochrane Library Oversight Committee and heavier than he once was and would like to be.”

I work at a public library. A fun Tumblr: “What makes a public library amazing is that we welcome everyone. Everyone!”

How cities have been shaped by defense. “You can learn a lot about a city’s history by looking at a map of it. If you know what to look for, you can see how high places, walls, and other fortifications had a major effect in shaping our cities.”

The origins of the blink tag. “I am widely credited as the inventor of the blink tag. For those of you who are relatively new to the Web, the blink tag is an HTML command that causes text to blink, and many, many people find its behavior to be extremely annoying. I won’t deny the invention, but there is a bit more to the story than is widely known.”

Toward a critical theory of podcasting. “The progress bars of the best podcasts trace elevating trajectories, and this sensation of momentum relates to a formal fact about them: They are precision-engineered to be easy to get through. The thing that happens when you find yourself reading and re-reading a single sentence, no longer seeing the words, tediously unable to proceed till you’ve broken through your own fog and untied the sentence’s knots? There is no podcast equivalent.”

Avoid contact with evil beings

The man who saved Japanese Chess by blowing Western minds… Or?. “As an abstract game, it carries no political allegiances. We are free to interpret the game as we like. Whether Masuda invented his radical reinterpretation of Chess after the fact or actually delivered it as an apologia before the occupational government, it demonstrates just how much room there is to reinterpret a game and infuse it with any politics or ethics one wishes, when really it’s all just a few wooden pieces moved on a board with squares on it according to a simple, abstract set of rules.”

This year in music by Sarah Badr. Sarah’s tastes lean toward ambient/drone, electronica and minimalist techno, so if that sounds like your sort of thing, there’s plenty to discover here. Some very beautiful album art, too.

Related: by some distance, my favourite Pitchfork column is Evan Minsker’s Shake Appeal. His best of 2014 is perfect if you’re into ‘garage and garage-adjacent’ music.

The Big Lebowski: Now preserved for all time. Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

King of Clickbait. Another dispiriting profile of someone who runs one of those ghastly viral sites that your dumb friends share on Facebook.

You Will ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ . “¯_(ツ)_/¯ is so 2014. Here are the emoticons you’ll be overusing in 2015.” One of 39 reasons to be optimistic about 2015.

SEO using force-directed diagrams. “Sometimes, the only way to understand a site is to look deep into the technology stack and gaze upon its dark, dark soul. But we at Portent try to avoid contact with evil beings. Instead, we use force-directed diagrams.” Visualising site structure and page influence. Looks very useful.

Transparent). I started watching this today and it’s just as good as I’d heard from others. Jeffrey Tambor is superb.

The buffet beaters

The economists who studied all-you-can-eat buffets. The psychology of pricing, the buffet beaters, and managing waste.

Amazon offers all-you-can-eat books. Authors turn up noses. Book buffets and the effects on authors. “Holly Ward has much the same complaint about Kindle Unlimited. After two months in the program, she said, her income dropped 75 percent. She immediately left the program. Kindle Unlimited is not mandatory, but writers fear that if they do not participate, their books will not be promoted.”

Old Fashioned 101. A foolproof way to make an Old Fashioned. Consider this a fundamental part of your life-long learning.

Cracking the sitcom code. “From The Simpsons to Seinfeld, from Everybody Loves Raymond to Everybody Hates Chris, from Taxi to Arrested Development to Parks & Recreation, there is a highly-specific, minute-by-minute recipe used to write the vast majority of sitcoms out there. And once you know the formula, it makes it much easier to write them, and much harder to watch them without seeing that formula—the “sitcom code”—everywhere you look.”

How Colonel Sanders became Father Christmas in Japan. “Not having KFC on Christmas in Japan is a real bummer. In what appears to be one of the most successful fast food marketing campaigns of all time, KFC has for more than thirty years maintained a uniquely on-brand alternate history in Japan, one that makes fried chicken ubiquitous on the day of Jesus’ birth.”

The Moro Islamic Liberation Front

Threes! is one of the best, and most painful, games of the year. “I would play a quick game of Threes! while waiting at the dentist’s office. It was my friend during delays at the airport. I’m embarrassed to say how many trips to the restroom it artificially lengthened. I didn’t have any free moments in 2014; I just had stolen seconds in which I played Threes!.”

The Satori Generation. “The new reality is affecting a new generation around the world. Young Americans and Europeans are increasingly living at home, saving money, and living prudently. Technology, as it did in Japan, abets their shrinking circles. If you have internet access, you can accomplish a lot in a little room. And revolution in the 21st century, as most young people know, is not about consumption—it’s about sustainability.”

Meet the amateur street photographer taking China by storm. “The young street photographer Tao Liu became an overnight sensation. His witty images poke fun at contemporary issues in China—from overindulging parents to commercialism and the boundless urban expansion.”

Headlines about the Moro Islamic Liberation Front never ever disappoint.

A short music round: Thom Yorke is on Bandcamp. Juliana Hatfield’s cover of Dinosaur Jr.’s Raisans. Bill Evans on piano jazz.

♫♫ That’s not something that props can fix… that’s gonna be a little harder to fix. ♫♫.

The Salt and Pepper Diner. John Mulaney recounts the best meal he’s ever had, feat. Tom Jones.

Insulting someone to show affection

MOOCs are closed platforms… and probably doomed. “The word “open” has been perverted beyond belief, but let us be clear: Facebook is not an open platform. It is public, certainly, in the sense that everyone can join… but it is a closed platform. The content is locked up. If search engines cannot index the content, then it is closed. It is that simple. If your course requires that prospective students “register” to access the content, then it is not an open course. It might be an online course, it might even be massive, but it is not open.” Just call them online courses. 99% are nothing more than that.

Signifyin’, or signifyin(g) (vernacular), is ”a form of wordplay. It is a practice in African-American culture involving a verbal strategy of indirection that exploits the gap between the denotative and figurative meanings of words. A simple example would be insulting someone to show affection.”

Workflow. A fantastic app that chains together multiple iOS services, scripts and third-party app actions. You can make some really useful and complex (think: nested) workflows. I’m particularly interested in the ones that you can run as an action extension from the iOS share sheet. I have one that takes (a) a URL from Safari or any other app’s web view, trimming it of any tracking cruft and (b) the page title, converting it to sentence case, then combines them with any copied text into a Markdown link that is automatically appended to a running note I use for publishing these posts. So handy and a huge time-saver.

Eight illustrators turn their favorite childhood video games into works of art. “We asked eight artists to illustrate the video-game obsessions of their childhoods—from The Legend of Zelda to Minesweeper to Final Fantasy.”

Why we painted over Berlin’s most famous graffiti. “Last week, from late Thursday night to early Friday morning, I and several others painted over two murals by Italian artist Blu in Kreuzberg, often referred to as Berlin’s most iconic street art […] few realised that the people behind it were the ones who created it in the first place. So we have decided to tell our side of the story.”

Those shitty Hobbit films

Films stupid people think are clever. I have to argue against the inclusion of The Life Aquatic, but mostly, yeah. “People who liked these films also liked Forrest Gump”, said the Netflix algorithm, when pressed. “Also, I’m going to keep putting those shitty Hobbit films at the top of your recs even though you keep telling me you aren’t interested.”

Million-mummy cemetery unearthed in Egypt. The site has been continually excavated for the past 30 years. The mummies date from when the Roman Empire ran Egypt, approx. 1-7 CE.

Reduplication without RED (pdf). “Diddly-infixation is a novel language game made famous on the television show The Simpsons. The process involves infixation of the nonsense word diddly into a base word with initial stress as well as reduplication of the rhyme of the stressed syllable.” E.g. welcome becomes ‘wel-diddly-elcome’ and action becomes ‘ac-diddly-action’. See also expletive infixation.

Mathematicians make a major discovery about prime numbers. “Understanding large prime gaps could ultimately have implications for cryptography algorithms. If there turn out to be longer prime-free stretches of numbers than even Cramér’s conjecture predicts, that could, in principle, spell trouble for cryptography algorithms that depend on finding large prime numbers.”

The most important recipes you should master by age 30. A basic but useful set. Make your pesto in a pestle and mortar though, like a gentleman, please.

Dinosaur Jr.’s You’re Living All Over Me (33 1/3), by Nick Attfield. I received and started reading this today. So far it’s excellent.

Butts or sometimes farts

[Aside: The 2014 great newsletter experiment is officially over. Sending a daily (or at least nearly-daily) newsletter was lots of fun but hugely time-consuming. I’ll be putting links here instead. Once or twice a week, I should imagine, but more frequently over the Christmas and New Year period.]

The year in dinner. Loved this: “I send her a message asking what she feels like for dinner. “Dicks,” she responds immediately. Or “butts.” Or, sometimes, “farts.” There are no further replies. I turn to look out the window, inhale deeply, sigh audibly, then open a new tab and start searching for a recipe.”

How much can one express in 140 characters? Information density of languages used for social media. Sadly no exploration of emoji use, 👎

Frequently asked questions. Why you should avoid FAQs on your site. In my experience, FAQs are very rarely ‘FA’ and only marginally more likely to be written as a ‘Q’. NNg (Jakob Nielsen’s posse of standards bearers) defend the format, which surprised me.

Do hyperlinks change the meaning of content? Yep. Our choice of anchor text definitely affects how readers understand our emphasis and intention. See also delinkification.

The truth about smart cities. A critical take: “The smart city is, to many urban thinkers, just a buzzphrase that has outlived its usefulness: ‘the wrong idea pitched in the wrong way to the wrong people’. So why did that happen – and what’s coming in its place?”

Cuba’s ‘offline internet’: no access, no power, no problem. “He copies the latest terabyte-sized package of global films, TV dramas, comedies, magazines, applications and anti-virus software […] she then takes those digital files to the home of her employer so he can download it and sell it on to his customers.” See also Fighters for a Free North Korea.

Those awkward growing years

A year in the Metabolist future of 1972. Metabolism emerged in Japan in the 1960s, fusing large-scale architecture with biological principles of growth and change. Over 40 years after its construction, two architects discuss a year living in Tokyo’s Nakagin Capsule Tower.

How farming almost destroyed ancient human civilisation. Why, after sustained growth, did the size of settlements drop dramatically 7,000 years ago?

NYU music professor gives D’Angelo an A+. Jeff Peretz digs in to the rhythm, harmony, melody and lyrics of Black Messiah.

Xmas or bust: the untold story of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Another oral history. This has some good Chevy Chase quotes:

I never knew John [Hughes] that well. If you see his films, he had a great vision of teenagers growing up; in a way he was a teenager, still battling those awkward growing years. Maybe he was a genius, and God bless him if he was. There’s so few of us.

Please adhere to our biker gang’s style guide. “We chose the ampersand because it’s the cleaner, more elegant option, and it resonates with our target audience. We may be vandals, but we’re not savages.”