Whispering from across a trackless infinity

Solving an unsolvable math problem. In a different universe, I carried on studying pure mathematics and I sit in my mum’s basement wearing week-old clothes trying to solve obscure number theory problems. Instead, I sit in my mum’s basement wearing etcetera and so on. But I still love reading this sort of story: “The problem that Zhang chose, in 2010, is from number theory, a branch of pure mathematics. Pure mathematics, as opposed to applied mathematics, is done with no practical purposes in mind. It is as close to art and philosophy as it is to engineering […] Having discovered that there is a gap, Zhang wasn’t interested in finding the smallest number defining the gap. This was work that he regarded as a mere technical problem, a type of manual labor—‘ambulance chasing’ is what a prominent mathematician called it.”

Amazing radiology images: How sharing them is changing medicine. “In 2005, a Melbourne radiology student started uploading his notes onto the web as a way of keeping track of them. Ten years later, millions of people from around the world visit his site every month to share their images and knowledge.”

Manifesto of the Committee to Abolish Outer Space. “They told us that outer space is beautiful. They showed us nebulae, big pink and blue clouds draped in braids of purple stars, always resolving themselves at the pace of cosmic infinity into genital forms, cocks and cunts light years wide. They superimposed puddle-thin quotes over these pictures, so that the galaxies could speak to you in the depths of your loneliness, whispering from across a trackless infinity that you’re so much better than everyone else, because you fucking love science.”

How the White House found a publishing ally in Medium. “This year, the White House decided to make it a Medium publication—a collection of 25 sub-sections of the budget—that details such policies as the president’s plans to build ‘a 21st century infrastructure,’ provide ‘high-quality, affordable education’ to kids, and reform Wall Street again. It’s part of an effort to ‘make the document more accessible and shareable than ever before,’ a White House official familiar with the decision told Mashable, adding that ‘it’s important for the White House to provide a range of ways for people to consume information.’ ”

The web was supposed to be well beyond .com and .net by now. What happened? “The hundreds of new TLDs combined have managed only 4.1 million registrations in the year since the launch. Many of the new websites don’t actually seem to have anything on them. In contrast, .com and .net raked up nearly 26 million new domain registrations in the first nine months of 2014 alone.”

The curious case of the disappearing Polish S. “We don’t really special-case any language in any way, and even if we did… out of 32 Polish characters, why would this random one be the only one causing problems? Turns out, it wasn’t so random. This is a story of how four incidental ingredients spanning decades (if not centuries) came together to cause the most curious of bugs, and how we fixed it.”

blink link. Create a link that disappears after a certain number of people have seen it.

You are in a library that may not exist

Holy shit, I interviewed the President. “The shift in media consumption from television and newspaper to Facebook, Tumblr, and Twitter has left a generation without a source of information that they can trust. In my experience, people under the age of 30 tend to simply assume that all media are biased. They find ways to engage, but those conversations are isolated from the broader culture and certainly from politics. If their values are not incorporated into the future of this country, it will be a worse future. If Google and the White House want to use me as a pawn to counteract this bullshit, sign me up. Especially if politicians are OK with a bit more of their legitimacy springing from honesty as well.”

How to tell if you are in a Jorge Luis Borges story. “You are in a library that may not exist. You are having a terrible time. It is unclear whether you have been writing the story, or the story has been writing you.”

Digital Archeology: How Double Fine, Disney, LucasArts and Sony resurrected Grim Fandango. Big companies in working-together-for-customer-benefit shock: “The frozen bits and bytes that combined to form the Land of the Dead and populate it with characters like Manuel “Manny” Calavera were released to critical acclaim in 1998, when Grim Fandango arrived in retail stores inside of boxes holding CDs. It was a time before widespread broadband and direct download services made purchases easy and games evergreen. In time, like all retail products, new boxes arrived and demanded shelf space. To those who hadn’t purchased LucasArts’ PC adventure game, Grim Fandango effectively disappeared.”

“i’ve discovered that if you put @dril’s name on richard dawkins tweets they actually make more sense”

Lingua Obscura: Young women’s language patterns at the forefront of linguistic change. “Young women, even those in positions of authority, might be met with derision or disapproval if they use these linguistic features which, as it happens, are naturally found not only in the speech of their peers but increasingly in older generations of speakers else as well.” (I hope you’ve seen Lake Bell’s wonderful 2013 comedy-drama In A World.)

What’s in an aroma? Languages with odour vocabularies. “New linguistic research emerging on a cluster of Southeast Asian languages, however, suggests that our inability to smell with precision might be a cultural problem, not an invariant limit of human nature. Our language may undermine (or support) our ability to perceive some sensory experiences. When it comes to how language affects perception, the nose may know… but only if it has the language to pin down what it perceives.”

Up pops Kevin-Prince Boateng, just living life

Links are broken. These three alternatives have improved our readers’ reading experience. “One of the most distracting phenomenons during reading are links. They keep pointing us to directions that are probably valuable, but at the same time force us to make a decision: to click or not to click. These links are the backbone of the internet. And yet, no improvements have made to this quintessential part of the web for decades. We took up the challenge. Here’s how.” This strikes me as unneccessary—in 95% of cases, these three ‘problems’ can all be solved with better writing, more thoughtful anchor text, and (sparingly) footnotes.

Don’t Try to Be a Publisher and a Platform at the Same Time. “The ‘platform’ is a new media company model that has been perfected by the tech industry. Platforms can easily scale to serve gigantic audiences, and their lucrative possibilities beckon to established players that are often called ‘publishers.’ Meanwhile, many publishers have solid brand identities that are alluring to platforms. So publishers and platforms are experimenting with new combinations—but is it really possible to combine a publisher with a platform over the long term?”

Is the Innanet RUINING teh English Language??? “But interpersonal communication prevailed despite technology, and doubtless will continue to do so. Text remains the dominant language of the web. It’s the medium through which our online emotions flow, whether by emoji or ASCII, asterisks or all-caps. Just so we’re all sure we can understand each other, here’s a short dictionary of contemporary internet English.”

The strange world of professional footballers’ websites. “”It basically feels like a cross between a Terry Gilliam film and a first-person shoot-em-up, but instead of zombies or Nazis to kill, up pops [Kevin-Prince Boateng], just living life. The inevitable question is ‘Why?’ There seems to be little point to the site other than to show-off, which is not necessarily a reason not to have a preposterous website, so one assumes it’s simply another status symbol. From cars to houses to wage demands that look like telephone numbers, footballers crave status symbols – how else can you explain a player on £200,000-a-week demanding a raise to £250,000-a-week? There is surely nothing that one could afford with the latter but not the former, so the numbers just become a measurable value of worth, one-upmanship on a payslip. This, it seems, has extended to the internet world. Either that, or he’s just a fan of innovative web design. Or ‘Doom’.”

Forking Apple Brands. “The Apple logo is a stamp of excellence that’s proudly worn by the Mac, iPhone, iPad, Watch… why is it withheld from one of Apple’s other major group of products?”

Repelled by a magic force field

Two decades of digital government strategies. “April fool’s day this year—just a month before the general election—will mark the month of reckoning for the Government Digital Strategy. That is the deadline set in November 2012 for when high volume “exemplar” service transformations from seven Whitehall departments are to be implemented. According to the Government Digital Service dashboard, eight are now live and 15 in beta testing.”

Draw Me: A History of MOOCs. “The parallels between the correspondence courses of the early twentieth century and the MOOCs (their venture-funded variety, I should be clear) are quite indicative of how we have long viewed educational ‘content delivery,’ particularly when developed and delivered by a for-profit enterprise.”

Working at Netflix. “When I joined Netflix, I expected many aspects to be excellent: the technical challenges, my colleagues, the compensation, the mission, and the ambition of the company—and they are. What surprised me most by its excellence was the culture. It’s made me think differently about our industry: Netflix is proving that company culture doesn’t just have to be accepted: it can be engineered to be positive.” Don’t miss the slide deck about Netflix culture if you’ve not seen it.

It’s not you, it’s us: apartment hunting in Brooklyn. This is really great: “The next afternoon my Nike Fuelband said that I had already walked 15 miles. I ruptured something along the top of my foot because of the 10-year-old Pumas Mom told me not to wear, and then I drank 2 liters of coconut water in order to rehydrate, only to find out afterwards that coconut water can be a really powerful laxative for some people — but I’m getting ahead of myself […] It was 2:30 when I limped into the real estate agency that had a dusty neon sign out front that was only partially lit. Inside it smelled like burnt coffee, but coffee that had pockets of morning breath in it that I kept accidentally walking into and then, like a tired boxer, weaving away from long after I’d already been hit.”

DO IT NOW. “ArnoldC, a language devised by Finnish computer programmer Lauri Hartikka, assigns programming functions to catch phrases from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.”

New amazing metal is so hydrophobic it makes water bounce like magic. “Scientists at the University of Rochester have created a metal that is so extremely hydrophobic that the water bounces on it as if it were repelled by a magic force field. Instead of using chemical coatings they used lasers to etch a nanostructure on the metal itself. It will not wear off, like current less effective methods.”

Violating the safety rules

When a cartoonist landed in L.A. County Jail, she drew what she saw, using only a golf pencil. “In June 2014, I was arrested for violating a court order. I bailed out on July 3. But because I had no money and an overworked public defender, I knew I’d have to serve time for my violation. That’s when my mentor, animator-director Ralph Bakshi, advised me to ‘document my exploits.’ Jailed in the women’s division of the Los Angeles County jail system for two months, I was sent first to Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF) in Lynwood and then to Twin Towers Correctional Facility in downtown Los Angeles for my final three weeks. Armed with nothing more than a golf pencil and whatever paper I could get my hands on, I drew the strange world into which I’d been dropped.”

Miscellany № 57: ampersand, plus, and _?. The wide variety of ‘and’ signs in use.

The four undramatic plot structures. “The hero is confronted by an antagonistic force and ignores it until it goes away.”

The pilots of Instagram: beautiful views from the cockpit, violating rules of the air. “But taking photos, or using most any electronic device, while piloting a commercial aircraft is prohibited by American and European regulators. Pilots for airlines large and small, flying planes of all sizes, seem to be violating the safety rules, taking photos with their phones as well as GoPro cameras mounted inside the cockpit. Some also appear to be flouting even stricter regulations for takeoff and landing, when not even idle conversation is allowed in the cockpit.”

Is ‘SimCity’ Homelessness a Bug or a Feature?. “Bittanti collected, selected, and transcribed thousands of these messages exchanged by players on publisher Electronic Arts’ official forums, Reddit, and the largest online SimCity community Simtropolis, who experienced and then tried to ‘eradicate’ the phenomenon of homelessness that ‘plagued’ SimCity.

Computers we have allowed to replace gods

132-year-old cowboy’s rifle found propped up against tree in Nevada desert. “Archaeologists conducting a survey in Great Basin National Park in eastern Nevada have stumbled upon a 132-year-old Winchester rifle propped against a tree, possibly having been left there more than a century ago.”

The Cathedral of Computation. “Here’s an exercise: The next time you see someone talking about algorithms, replace the term with ‘God’ and ask yourself if the sense changes any. Our supposedly algorithmic culture is not a material phenomenon so much as a devotional one, a supplication made to the computers we have allowed to replace gods in our minds, even as we simultaneously claim that science has made us impervious to religion.”

The disappearing Ama: Japan’s tough, topless, free-diving mermaids. “In the 1920s, a young law school graduate named Yoshiyuki Iwase left Tokyo and returned to his hometown of Onjuku, a fishing village in eastern Japan. With an early Kodak camera, he began documenting the traditions of the ama, women who dove for seaweed, shellfish, and most famously, pearls. What remains of Iwase’s multi-decade career is the most comprehensive record of a legendarily tough, beautiful female community that today is almost all but gone.”

The Beach Boys “California Girls” isolated vocals. These sorts of things pop up on YouTube every so often and they’re invariably great—see Dave Grohl’s frankly absurd drumming on ‘No One Knows’, or more Beach Boys, this time ‘Wouldn’t It Be Nice’—but this blog post adds context and technical things to look out for.

Assorted Quora answers:

The vagina is cool

Swedes are going nuts for this kids’ song about genitals. “It goes ’snippity, snippity, snippity snop’ and you will never be able to get it out of your head. Not even when you learn that the translated lyrics are: ‘The vagina is cool, you better believe it, even on an old lady. It just sits there so elegantly.’

English 3.0 is a 20 minute documentary that explores how the internet has influenced the way we communicate in the digital age and whether the changes witnessed have had a positive effect on the language.

To make us feel less alone: on ‘The David Foster Wallace Reader’. “The argument here is going to be that David Foster Wallace not only wrote about literature, lobsters, cruises, David Lynch, Roger Federer, grammar and John McCain, but he also wrote about writing about literature, lobster, cruises, etc. In nearly every published essay, Wallace first established the parameters of his project, the limitations of his assignment and even the crass, subtextual thesis of all book reviews. He dissected the very idea of reviewing a book, or covering a festival, or interviewing a radio host. In other words, Wallace wrote metanonfiction.”

Flirting on Instagram: deep thoughts on deep liking. “A few weeks ago, I spent an evening flirting with a super-cute bartender in Brooklyn. After many generous Gruner refills, we added each other on Instagram. When I got home later that night—his number written on a cocktail napkin in my purse—I checked my Instagram to find that Mr. Bartender had Deep Liked me. As in, he had taken the time to scroll back through at least most of my 850 photos and “liked” a handful of my finest work—or more accurately, my finest selfies. So I did what any interested girl would do and scrolled through his feed, too.”

An artist finds a little bit of Los Angeles everywhere. “The typefaces that people used to use to make signs for buildingswere not the same from coast to coast […] ’On the East Coast, all the fonts are these sans-serif fonts that are kind of boring,’ [Cynthia Connolly] says. The photographer grew up in Los Angeles, where the type was more stylish and unabashed: ‘thick-and-thins,’ Connolly calls them.”

Moors and Marrakech. Why we spell it ‘Morocco’.

The 24 most perfect dad moments in the history of dads. Not usually a fan of this sort of thing, but I laughed too hard not to include it.

Pissed dissenters

Responsive Logos. Resize your browser window to see how different corporate logos (should) respond.

The essential guide to the basics of cooking, with Henry Dimbleby. About a year’s worth of basic but essential cooking advice here.

Cannery show. “Jim Banagan likes to say that if he had any sense when he was in school, he’d be a millionaire. By sense, he means the foresight to gather oyster cans before they became colorful relics of a once thriving culture. During the 1940s and ’50s, oyster cans emblazoned with the crisp graphics of hundreds of local packinghouses were as common as paint cans, and usually wound up in the same place—the trash. Today, they can fetch hundreds and sometimes even thousands of dollars.”

A certain rebellion. Fantastic article about Sleater-Kinney:[1] “They ghosted as America’s last truly great punk band, the last bridge out of Something Pure—an indomitable, baleful force, born of pre-Internet Riot Grrrl polemics and Olympia DIY as much as a refusal to be hemmed by the dogmatic rules of those schools. They were the girl rock stars that boys respected, too, as they legitimized everyone’s lives, peacocking their ambition with solos and stage moves. Their existence was political as much as their band was fun; they served as a revivifying re-enforcement of resistance, pissed dissenters in an era pocked by war, corporate creep, and high irony. They cared.”

See also Carrie Brownstein: Fill in the blank, an extended profile, and Sleater-Kinney still have the capacity to inspire after a decade away by the wonderful Meredith Graves of Perfect Pussy.

  1. First D’Angelo’s return, now S-K’s. Readers will notice that I tend to obsess over bands and artists for relatively short periods, reading everything I can get my hands on. Send me S-K articles: @coldbrain  ↩

The odds of utter destruction

Personal Histories. “Humility. Intention. Empathy. Clarity. These concepts are easy enough to understand, but they take work to get right. As writers and strategists and designers, that’s our job. It’s up to us to think through those what-ifs and recognize that, at every single moment—both by what we say and what we do not say—we are making communication choices that affect the way our users feel, the tenor of the conversation we’re having, the answers we’ll get back, and the ways we can use that information.”

How to read Gawker in 2015. Gawker will post stories to existing and new sections, but the homepage will be more newspaper-like: more static, and showcasing ‘stronger’ content rather than merely the newest: “It’ll be messy, a lot of our most dedicated readers might hate it, and traffic will take a hit. But I think that we’ll be rewarded in the long run by providing readers with more focused ways to get the stories they want, and by giving writers more freedom to experiment without “front page” pressure.”

Spotify has six years of my music data, but does it understand my tastes? “Spotify has my big music data, just like it does for all 50 million of its active users. In 2014, it bought a music technology company called The Echo Nest to help it make sense of all this data, and understand its listeners better. So, does it understand me? I asked the company, which agreed to compile a report of my “taste profile” and talk me through it.”

Dark Sky has a new owner. You all have Dark Sky installed on your mobile devices, right? This is how you write a change-of-ownership blog post: “Are they going to fuck things up? I’m not going to lie, it’s a real possibility. We’ve never done anything like this before, and any time you introduce new partners you’re taking a significant risk. In fact, I’d put the odds of Dark Sky crashing and burning in the next couple years (or worse: turning into something we no longer love) as high as 50%. But really, that’s a big improvement. If it were just Jay and myself, the odds of utter destruction would be much higher; closer to 100%.”

Earth View from Google Maps. A nice Chrome extension: “Earth View displays a beautiful and unique Satellite image from Google Maps every time you open a new tab.”

The Punctuation Guide. “In creating this guide, I have consulted dozens of authorities, both online and in print. Where the authorities disagree, I either have explained the various positions or have presented the style I believe to be most useful. Fortunately, in most aspects of punctuation, there is general agreement.”

A dreadful start. A Twitter-based choose-your-own-adventure game. UPDATE: how it was made.

Numerous caravan parks surround the Fantasy Island amusement park in Skegness, United Kingdom.

Hiding under the banner of ‘parody’

When a Twitter parody account isn’t actually a parody. “But there’s another kind of parody account that’s gained traction in recent years, one that, in my opinion, skirts Twitter’s rules about running impostor handles and aims to deceive the users who retweet and follow it […] hiding under the banner of ‘parody’ to mask its real intention: capitalizing on the celebrity of others in order to amass followers and influence.”

To fall in love with anyone, do this. “I explained the study to my university acquaintance. A heterosexual man and woman enter the lab through separate doors. They sit face to face and answer a series of increasingly personal questions. Then they stare silently into each other’s eyes for four minutes. The most tantalizing detail: Six months later, two participants were married. They invited the entire lab to the ceremony.”

The one user touchpoint almost every mobile app ignores. “The only thing I love more than receiving [app] updates is reading the release notes that accompany them. I read literally every single one, because it seems almost rude not to. A team of really talented people spent weeks or even months making this gift for me—the least I could do is at least skim the notes, you know? But after reading dozens (if not hundreds) of release notes, I have to ask: why are so many of them so bad?”

match.audio. “Make sharing from music services better. We match album and track links from Rdio, Spotify, Deezer, Beats Music, Google Music and iTunes and give you back a link with all of them.”

First Listen: Sleater-Kinney, ‘No Cities To Love’. Stream the new S-K. (As well as the new Belle and Sebastian.)

Spectacular Back to the Future prints by Andy Fairhurst.

Piece of hovering funk

Tsundoku. “I fear that the Japanese have been peeking into my bedroom. I can think of no other explanation for tsundoku, which is their word for a pile of books that you’ve bought and haven’t got round to reading yet.”

Does retweeting your own praise make you a monster? “But perhaps the one Twitter-specific human behavior that Twitter most vocally and consistently disapproves of is retweeting praise. ‘If when I start following you the first thing I notice about your twitsyle is that you RT praise, bye,’ tweeted Emily Gould last year, and this is just one such representative reprimand.”

Edgar Wright – How to do visual comedy. Talking about the Ant-Man trailer, I was reminded that Wright was initially attached to write and direct it. His visual flair is fantastic and would have been a terrific choice. Anyway, Paul Rudd.

Locked out of the alt: why one woman turned to alt twitter for a room of her own. “Some of Lily’s online friends had started creating ‘alt’ Twitters, private accounts with curated follower lists, where they felt comfortable speaking without self-censorship. Lily thought that this seemed unnecessary—her account was already locked, after all—but she tried it anyways.”

Second coming. You may say: “Not another D’Angelo piece again, Matthew.” I may say: “Oh yessiree.” Sasha Frere-Jones may say: “There have been musical comebacks as strong as ‘Black Messiah,’ but not many. Like a New York City radiator, the record is warming and intermittently noisy, too intense to hold tightly but powerful enough to change an entire apartment’s atmosphere. Like ‘Voodoo,’ a hazy, unified piece of hovering funk, ‘Black Messiah’ resembles one piece of music rather than a series of songs. It is so texturally inviting that I played it on loop for three straight days. I didn’t want to get out of it.” And I will agree with him.

JSTOR daily. A neat site which combines accessible articles about newsworthy stories with journal articles. I’m hoping to implement something similar as part of a long overdue redevelopment of our decrepit news site. We already have Open University academics writing similarly accessible pieces for OpenLearn and The Conversation, as well as ORO, a huge collection of open-access academic publications. Bringing them closer together sounds intriguing.

Roderick on the Line: A minimum of eels. Discussed: the ‘contiguous Macklemore’ haircut; problems with recurring advertising and attention eels; profound conformity in male fashion; hoarding.

Dirt, filth, or squalor

The rise of the hashgag. “I don’t have a good word to describe this phenomenon, so I’m going to term it “hashgags.” This is a joke in an animated movie, usually input at the behest of marketing forces, that is used to sell the movie. It’s usually inserted late into production and test screened to within an inch of its life. Some are used repeatedly, some are one-offs that do well with trailers. And it is crippling the entire industry.”

What Is Editorial Labs?. CMS/publishing chat: Gawker’s Adam Pash introduces how he hopes to improve their systems to smooth annoyances and include more interesting functionality.

Exporting Safari Reading List to Pinboard and/or Markdown. Brett Terpstra’s latest cool tool. I haven’t run this script yet, but I dread to think how many articles are in my list.

Animated GIFs and surreal mechanical heads by Sholim, aka Milos Rajkovic.

Help me coin a new word. “The word for ‘one’ in Burmese is ‘tit.’ The word for ‘eight’ is ‘shitt.’ […] So far, there doesn’t seem to be a name for these words. I’d like to propose, ‘sordophone.’ It’s like homophone—a word that’s pronounced like another word but has a different meaning—but includes a version of the Latin word ‘sordes,’ which means ‘dirt, filth, or squalor.’ Basically, it means ‘filthy sounding.’”

Nuts and Bolts: “Thought” verbs. “From this point forward—at least for the next half year—you may not use ‘thought’ verbs. These include: Thinks, Knows, Understands, Realizes, Believes, Wants, Remembers, Imagines, Desires, and a hundred others you love to use.”

Tediously unable to proceed

Who was America’s most well-spoken President? “We crunched the data on more than 600 presidential speeches and addresses to see how they changed over time, and had Bill Clinton’s speechwriter check the results. Our findings may surprise you.”

Are some diets “mass murder”? “From low fat to Atkins and beyond, diets that are based on poor nutrition science are a type of global, uncontrolled experiment that may lead to bad outcomes.” Fun footnote: “Competing interests: RS is chair of the Cochrane Library Oversight Committee and heavier than he once was and would like to be.”

I work at a public library. A fun Tumblr: “What makes a public library amazing is that we welcome everyone. Everyone!”

How cities have been shaped by defense. “You can learn a lot about a city’s history by looking at a map of it. If you know what to look for, you can see how high places, walls, and other fortifications had a major effect in shaping our cities.”

The origins of the blink tag. “I am widely credited as the inventor of the blink tag. For those of you who are relatively new to the Web, the blink tag is an HTML command that causes text to blink, and many, many people find its behavior to be extremely annoying. I won’t deny the invention, but there is a bit more to the story than is widely known.”

Toward a critical theory of podcasting. “The progress bars of the best podcasts trace elevating trajectories, and this sensation of momentum relates to a formal fact about them: They are precision-engineered to be easy to get through. The thing that happens when you find yourself reading and re-reading a single sentence, no longer seeing the words, tediously unable to proceed till you’ve broken through your own fog and untied the sentence’s knots? There is no podcast equivalent.”

Avoid contact with evil beings

The man who saved Japanese Chess by blowing Western minds… Or?. “As an abstract game, it carries no political allegiances. We are free to interpret the game as we like. Whether Masuda invented his radical reinterpretation of Chess after the fact or actually delivered it as an apologia before the occupational government, it demonstrates just how much room there is to reinterpret a game and infuse it with any politics or ethics one wishes, when really it’s all just a few wooden pieces moved on a board with squares on it according to a simple, abstract set of rules.”

This year in music by Sarah Badr. Sarah’s tastes lean toward ambient/drone, electronica and minimalist techno, so if that sounds like your sort of thing, there’s plenty to discover here. Some very beautiful album art, too.

Related: by some distance, my favourite Pitchfork column is Evan Minsker’s Shake Appeal. His best of 2014 is perfect if you’re into ‘garage and garage-adjacent’ music.

The Big Lebowski: Now preserved for all time. Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

King of Clickbait. Another dispiriting profile of someone who runs one of those ghastly viral sites that your dumb friends share on Facebook.

You Will ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ . “¯_(ツ)_/¯ is so 2014. Here are the emoticons you’ll be overusing in 2015.” One of 39 reasons to be optimistic about 2015.

SEO using force-directed diagrams. “Sometimes, the only way to understand a site is to look deep into the technology stack and gaze upon its dark, dark soul. But we at Portent try to avoid contact with evil beings. Instead, we use force-directed diagrams.” Visualising site structure and page influence. Looks very useful.

Transparent). I started watching this today and it’s just as good as I’d heard from others. Jeffrey Tambor is superb.

The buffet beaters

The economists who studied all-you-can-eat buffets. The psychology of pricing, the buffet beaters, and managing waste.

Amazon offers all-you-can-eat books. Authors turn up noses. Book buffets and the effects on authors. “Holly Ward has much the same complaint about Kindle Unlimited. After two months in the program, she said, her income dropped 75 percent. She immediately left the program. Kindle Unlimited is not mandatory, but writers fear that if they do not participate, their books will not be promoted.”

Old Fashioned 101. A foolproof way to make an Old Fashioned. Consider this a fundamental part of your life-long learning.

Cracking the sitcom code. “From The Simpsons to Seinfeld, from Everybody Loves Raymond to Everybody Hates Chris, from Taxi to Arrested Development to Parks & Recreation, there is a highly-specific, minute-by-minute recipe used to write the vast majority of sitcoms out there. And once you know the formula, it makes it much easier to write them, and much harder to watch them without seeing that formula—the “sitcom code”—everywhere you look.”

How Colonel Sanders became Father Christmas in Japan. “Not having KFC on Christmas in Japan is a real bummer. In what appears to be one of the most successful fast food marketing campaigns of all time, KFC has for more than thirty years maintained a uniquely on-brand alternate history in Japan, one that makes fried chicken ubiquitous on the day of Jesus’ birth.”